Horoscope of the day: You don’t have a lot of bandwidth for frivolous activities today; however, a bit of fun isn’t out of the question. You are ready to temporarily set your responsibilities aside, especially if you believe it’s possible to learn something valuable from an extracurricular experience. Find out in advance how much time you need to allow for play so you can finish up your chores later on. It will be easier to escape with a clear conscience if you already have all of your bases covered.

All I got from that is “don’t have a lot of bandwidth”?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!!1one